Post by avatard on Apr 13, 2006 18:59:13 GMT -5
Always wanted to do one of these.
Fang is me, Sarah doesn't go on here, but she wanted to be included. =D
Disclaimer: I do not own ATLA. All this is coming from my sick, sick mind.
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Fang: Hi, and welcome to Fang: The last crappy talkshow host! Today, we are interviewing none-other then the Avatar cast themselves!
Sarah: Hi. I'm Sarah. Last night I stole you're sock.
Fang: Save it for the camera, Sarah.
Sarah: -Sticks tounge out-
Fang: ...Anyway, here's the Avatar Cast!
-Avatar cast comes out onstage-
Fang: Ok. Now for introductions.
Sarah: Weren't you suppossed to give those before they came out? Like, "Please welcome, Zuko, Aang, Sokka, Katara, Iroh, -insert others here-"?
Fang: Did you not read the show title?
Sarah: What show title?
Fang: ....
Fang: Ok, so we're here with Aang, Katara, Sokka, and Zuko.
Sarah: What about Iroh?
Fang: Hey, who's running the show here?
Sarah: The dude in the directer chair.
Fang: Great. Now that we have the covered, the first question goes to Aang.
Aang: Does it involve llamas?
Sarah: No.
Aang: D=
Fang: Ok. First question. Is it true you aren't a virgin?
Aang: Is that any of your buisness?
Fang: Aha! He admits the truth!
Aang: What?!
Fang: Aang got laid!
Fangirls in audience: GET HIM!
Aang: Shit!
--Aang exits the stage, followed by a mob of heartbroken fangirls---
Sarah: Psh. What a manwhore.
Fang: Ok, next question is for Sokka.
Sokka: Can I have a cookie?
Fang: No. Now, first question. Do you have a girlfriend? -Stares at him fangirlishly-
Sokka: Erm... no?
Fang: Get him!
Sokka: What'd I do!?
Fang: Nothing. We just have to tie you down and stare at your hotness. <3
Sokka: Well... I am hot.
--Fangirls and Fang attack Sokka and tie him to a chair--
Sarah: ...That was odd.
Fang: Now load him into the car girls. We'll gaze at him later.
--Fangirls and Sokka disapeer behind stage. Screams of terror and the lock of a car door is heard--
Fang: Ok. Next question goes to Zuko.
Zuko: Are the fangirls gonna get me?
Sarah: Probobly.
Zuko: Bye! -Tries to run off stage.-
Sarah: Oh no you don't! -Chases-
Fang: Ok, while Sarah is after Zuko, let's ask our next guest her questions.
Katara: I'm guessing that's me?
Fang: Yup.
--Aang re-appears on stage, with several bruises, tattered clothes, a missing boot, and several missing teeth--
Fang: Oh goodie. Aang's back. Anyway...
Fang: First question: Who's hotter: Aang or Zuko?
Katara: Erm... well...
--Sarah re-appears with Zuko, who has a black eye, missing teeth, and is tied to a chair--
Sarah: Sorry it took so long. I had to fend off fangirls and chase him at the same time.
Fang: Great. Now Katara, please awnser the question. Who's hotter? Aang or Zuko.
Sarah: Well duh. It's Aang. I mean, who can resist the arrows? O-O
Katara: -Mumbles something-
Fang: What was that?
Katara: Aang. x-x
Fang: Ah. So you admit you're a teenager who crushes on little children?
Katara: Exuse me?
Fang: Great! On to the next question. This one is for Zuko.
Zuko: -Twitch-
Fang: Sarah, this looks like a question you would ask.
Sarah: Oooh! You're right. Ok. Zuko, is it true you're straight as a circle?
Zuko: What's that mean?
Sarah: Are you gay?
Zuko: No! D:<
Sarah: Really now... well my invasion of your privacy says otherwise! ROLL THE CLIP!
Fang: Woah. We have hidden cameras?
Sarah: -Whispering to Fang- No. I just doodled a clip of Zuko and Zhou getting it on.
Fang: Gotcha.
-3. 2. 1.-
-Crappy animation appears on screen-
Zuko: Zhou... my love...
Zhou: Oh Zuko... you're so forcefull! -giggle-
Zuko: -grin- You haven't seen anything!
-Very disturbing scene between Zhou and Zuko that has been censored for the sake of viewers under the age of 47-
Sarah: Cut!
Fang: Well Zuko, the evidence says it all. How do you plead?
Zuko: -Sweating- ...I...I...ALRIGHT IT'S TRUE. PLEASE, BE MERCIFUL.
Katara, Aang, Fang, and Sarah:
Zuko: -Sobs, and hobbles out of the room with a chair tied to his back-
Sarah: ...Maybe it's best if we let him go.
Fang: Right-o mate!
Sarah: Wtf?
Fang: Sorry. Always wanted to say that.
Fang: Now, on to the Sokka love!
-Fang and a handful of fangirls disapear behind stage. Sokka's screams are heard, along with the squeals of very satisfied fangirls loading into the car-
Sarah: O-O Yea... I better make sure they don't rape him. -Disapears behind stage-
Aang: Ok then... well, that's all the time we have. Tune in to chapter two whenever Fang and Sarah decide to type it! Bye! o-o
---Note: There will be 5-10 chapters---
Fang is me, Sarah doesn't go on here, but she wanted to be included. =D
Disclaimer: I do not own ATLA. All this is coming from my sick, sick mind.
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Fang: Hi, and welcome to Fang: The last crappy talkshow host! Today, we are interviewing none-other then the Avatar cast themselves!
Sarah: Hi. I'm Sarah. Last night I stole you're sock.
Fang: Save it for the camera, Sarah.
Sarah: -Sticks tounge out-
Fang: ...Anyway, here's the Avatar Cast!
-Avatar cast comes out onstage-
Fang: Ok. Now for introductions.
Sarah: Weren't you suppossed to give those before they came out? Like, "Please welcome, Zuko, Aang, Sokka, Katara, Iroh, -insert others here-"?
Fang: Did you not read the show title?
Sarah: What show title?
Fang: ....
Fang: Ok, so we're here with Aang, Katara, Sokka, and Zuko.
Sarah: What about Iroh?
Fang: Hey, who's running the show here?
Sarah: The dude in the directer chair.
Fang: Great. Now that we have the covered, the first question goes to Aang.
Aang: Does it involve llamas?
Sarah: No.
Aang: D=
Fang: Ok. First question. Is it true you aren't a virgin?
Aang: Is that any of your buisness?
Fang: Aha! He admits the truth!
Aang: What?!
Fang: Aang got laid!
Fangirls in audience: GET HIM!
Aang: Shit!
--Aang exits the stage, followed by a mob of heartbroken fangirls---
Sarah: Psh. What a manwhore.
Fang: Ok, next question is for Sokka.
Sokka: Can I have a cookie?
Fang: No. Now, first question. Do you have a girlfriend? -Stares at him fangirlishly-
Sokka: Erm... no?
Fang: Get him!
Sokka: What'd I do!?
Fang: Nothing. We just have to tie you down and stare at your hotness. <3
Sokka: Well... I am hot.
--Fangirls and Fang attack Sokka and tie him to a chair--
Sarah: ...That was odd.
Fang: Now load him into the car girls. We'll gaze at him later.
--Fangirls and Sokka disapeer behind stage. Screams of terror and the lock of a car door is heard--
Fang: Ok. Next question goes to Zuko.
Zuko: Are the fangirls gonna get me?
Sarah: Probobly.
Zuko: Bye! -Tries to run off stage.-
Sarah: Oh no you don't! -Chases-
Fang: Ok, while Sarah is after Zuko, let's ask our next guest her questions.
Katara: I'm guessing that's me?
Fang: Yup.
--Aang re-appears on stage, with several bruises, tattered clothes, a missing boot, and several missing teeth--
Fang: Oh goodie. Aang's back. Anyway...
Fang: First question: Who's hotter: Aang or Zuko?
Katara: Erm... well...
--Sarah re-appears with Zuko, who has a black eye, missing teeth, and is tied to a chair--
Sarah: Sorry it took so long. I had to fend off fangirls and chase him at the same time.
Fang: Great. Now Katara, please awnser the question. Who's hotter? Aang or Zuko.
Sarah: Well duh. It's Aang. I mean, who can resist the arrows? O-O
Katara: -Mumbles something-
Fang: What was that?
Katara: Aang. x-x
Fang: Ah. So you admit you're a teenager who crushes on little children?
Katara: Exuse me?
Fang: Great! On to the next question. This one is for Zuko.
Zuko: -Twitch-
Fang: Sarah, this looks like a question you would ask.
Sarah: Oooh! You're right. Ok. Zuko, is it true you're straight as a circle?
Zuko: What's that mean?
Sarah: Are you gay?
Zuko: No! D:<
Sarah: Really now... well my invasion of your privacy says otherwise! ROLL THE CLIP!
Fang: Woah. We have hidden cameras?
Sarah: -Whispering to Fang- No. I just doodled a clip of Zuko and Zhou getting it on.
Fang: Gotcha.
-3. 2. 1.-
-Crappy animation appears on screen-
Zuko: Zhou... my love...
Zhou: Oh Zuko... you're so forcefull! -giggle-
Zuko: -grin- You haven't seen anything!
-Very disturbing scene between Zhou and Zuko that has been censored for the sake of viewers under the age of 47-
Sarah: Cut!
Fang: Well Zuko, the evidence says it all. How do you plead?
Zuko: -Sweating- ...I...I...ALRIGHT IT'S TRUE. PLEASE, BE MERCIFUL.
Katara, Aang, Fang, and Sarah:
Zuko: -Sobs, and hobbles out of the room with a chair tied to his back-
Sarah: ...Maybe it's best if we let him go.
Fang: Right-o mate!
Sarah: Wtf?
Fang: Sorry. Always wanted to say that.
Fang: Now, on to the Sokka love!
-Fang and a handful of fangirls disapear behind stage. Sokka's screams are heard, along with the squeals of very satisfied fangirls loading into the car-
Sarah: O-O Yea... I better make sure they don't rape him. -Disapears behind stage-
Aang: Ok then... well, that's all the time we have. Tune in to chapter two whenever Fang and Sarah decide to type it! Bye! o-o
---Note: There will be 5-10 chapters---
